The Morning After [Closed]

Well, it had happened.  Snopy woke up, and there she was.  He knew for a fact he wasn't dreaming.  No, by no means was it some wet dream, it actually happened.  At first he woke up not really remembering what had happened.  He just woke up, a little stiff but otherwise feeling amazing.  He sat up and stretched, before he looked to the side and saw Ayumi.  He instantly remembered the night before in excruciating detail.  He had had sex with her.  He had done the deed.  He...needed to figure out where it goes from here.  After a moment Snopy realized that now without the allure of her body clouding his thoughts, they lived together, but weren't an item.  Ayumi had stated as much, she did not love Snopy.  She just wanted to feel good.  There wasn't really regret about what had happened, he just knew that once she woke up they'd have to sort it out.  He bit his lip though, he did sorta fail to pull out at the end.  If everyone was lucky, nothing happened though.  One time, the odds of pregnancy were slim if it just happened one time.  If they continued in the future though, protection.  He sighed, it'd probably be best to wait for her to wake up.   He wasn't sure what to focus on right now though. He could go and get breakfast started, though part of him wanted Ayumi to do it. Her food was just too damned delicious and he was never much of a cook. He was off work, so he didn't have anything to do today in particular. Still, no sooner did he think that.  *Beep beep*  The codec started to ring.  Only he would be able to hear it as it was in his ear, but he still had to move to another room to take the call.  "What's up?"  He was just outside the room, but spoke quietly.  After a short exchange he hung up.  He had more important things to worry about than trivial bits of piled up paperwork.  Now if a super villain is about to use a beam to destroy all the ice cream in the world, then he'd care.  Speaking of, he kind of wanted some ice cream.

He walked back in.  He assumed that she'd likely be still asleep.  If she was, he'd just go up and tuck her in a bit to make sure she stayed warm.  Then he'd head over and grab a book from the shelf, and lay beside her on top of the covers and start reading until she woke up.  If she was awake and it was obvious, he'd greet her with a simple "Morning sleepyhead." Still...how much did she truly understand? With how her father apparently was, he was probably going to end up giving a grown woman the sex talk. It'd be a tad awkward, however, since he did truly give her the utmost respect last night, it shouldn't be too difficult a thing to explain. After all, he tried really hard to make sure she enjoyed it.

Ayumi eventually stirred, he turned his head and noticed she seemed a little worried. Hopefully she hadn't forgotten about last night, or specifically how it happened. If she had some amnesia thing going this would not end well. But she calmed quickly and greeted him. He replied and went to go put the book back on the shelf. He had underwear on now, he had slipped them on before he grabbed the book. Ayumi though, he noticed, was completely naked still. He didn't flinch though. Once two people have sex, the whole "don't see me naked" thing becomes pointless. Only people with a phobia of taking their clothes off would say "Put it in me, but don't see me naked." As he shelf'd the book, she began to trip over her words a bit. "I was expecting questions, ask away." He knew that he had taken her virginity, so of course she had questions. Of course she opened with "I don't want it strange between us." Snopy chuckled. "Trust me Ayumi, things will only be strange between us if you let them." He listened and allowed her to finish her questions without interrupting further. "All things considered, you did fine. It was your first time, and from what you've told me you've never been properly informed about sex. That's not to say it was bad though, I was definitely satisfied. Though I was mostly focusing on making sure you felt good. At least for that night, that was what was important." Snopy stood up, he also still had a shirt on though it was a tad disheveled and the bottom was less than sparkling clean (it sparkled for another reason). "Let's head to the kitchen. I'm willing to answer any questions you have, both about sex in general and how to do it, if you want to know more about that latter part. After last night though, I am famished." It wasn't exactly an effortless thing to do, so of course he was hungry now. He would head to the dining hall. Truth be told she'd probably prefer to wait until she wasn't cooking to ask questions. It'd then be able to have her undivided attention.

Snopy actually laughed a little when he saw her embarrassment.  They had had SEX, there was no reason to be all bashful about him seeing her body.  "You're a little red there Ayumi."  Still, she'd probably be a lot redder by the time they were done here.  He responded to Ayumi's first and only non-sex related question with a simple "Surprise me."  As she prepared it, she seemed to definitely be nervous.  It was cute really.  No questions about the act?  Her wording was a little odd.  Or rather, it was a tad more intelligent than it'd typically mean.  She said what she meant, no questions on the act itself, but it's effects was a whole 'nother story.  "You think?  What, were you faking it?"  He didn't really think she had faked it, like seriously a woman who is as clueless about sex as she seemed to be wouldn't really be aware enough to fake it.  Besides, as long as she reacted honestly he would have found her sensitive spots eventually.  Faking it would literally only hurt her.  She explained though.  "The feeling is...different to say the least.  The first time you really experience it is bound to be a little strange."  Then she started asking the questions.  Nope, she didn't fake it.  Just like Snopy wasn't faking bursting out laughing.  He composed himself quickly.  "Those are very good questions, but just hearing them out loud sounds funny.  Sex is strange in that the more comfortable you get with it, the funnier talking about it can be.  I don't know why it just is.  Well, the clitoris..."  Snopy made sure to enunciate properly so she knew how it was pronounced.  "...is a sex organ found specifically in females.  It's, well it is basically just a sex organ.  It has an insane number of nerve endings, which makes stimulation feel really good.  Very few woman won't feel good from their clitoris being stimulated, so I like to consider it an "on button" of sorts.  Especially since once the body is sexually stimulated, it gets more sensitive all over, meaning other kinds of touching, caressing, and otherwise sexing felt better once you got going.  Those feelings, yes they were strange, but unless you were faking it, I can tell you felt really good.  It is a different kind of feeling good than other sensations."  Well that was one question.  "As for the breasts, female breasts also have a number of nerve endings, especially on the nipples, so for many stimulation of the breasts also feels really good.  It typically isn't as strong as stimulation of the genitals, but always focusing on just one area of the body doesn't seem like a quality experience.  Literally every inch of the body can be stimulated to some degree, so I just find it to be a more varied and fulfilling experience to stimulate various parts of the body."  Snopy laughed a bit though.  "Though, truth be told, I've always been a fan of breasts.  I find it nice to get to play with and lick (and all that other good stuff) breasts.  So I was partially just trying to enjoy them.  And if you don't mind me saying, yours are fantastic."  Well, they had sex, so really there was no reason to pull punches there.  "Is that supposed to happen is an interesting question...because the answer is yes and no.  There are all kinds of sex, and practically an infinite number of ways to enjoy it.  Using the mouth to stimulate sensitive spots is actually a pretty common one though."

Yeah, that actually made a lot more sense.  Ayumi got upset because Snopy was being all scientific.  She DID ask how he did it.  He figured that she meant why, but it was an incredibly awkward thing for her.  He was ready to answer ANY question she asked, so he did just that.  She did get surprisingly loud for a moment there though.  "I honestly wasn't saying you were."  Snopy remained firm though, even if it was a slight outburst he wanted this to stay civil. He wasn't being hostile or scolding, he just didn't let the sudden shout get to him.  Thankfully she didn't yell anymore.  He realized she probably never intended to, but still things can get blown out of proportion.  "I was answering the question that was asked."  He took a deep breath, with one finger on his temple.  "Truth be told...I thought you might be asking that.  With how awkward that question could be though, I didn't want to make you more uncomfortable answering it if you didn't ask it.  I figured the best shot was just answer what I heard, and if I was mistaken it could be corrected."  Dropping his finger, he let her continue to cook.  "You have to understand, I can't read minds."  She then ended up apologizing and he sighed.  Taking his seat, he just gave her a moment to sit and relax.

"I don't know."  He finally said, taking a bite of breakfast afterwards.  He dabbed his mouth with a napkin before continuing.  "And that isn't 'oh god what have I done' I don't know ."  He actually laughed a bit.  "Complete opposite.  I just...don't know.  I woke up, and you were there.  And when you asked to have sex, you looked so cute...your body was right there, and your lips looked so sweet and enticing..."  Jeez what on earth am I saying.  He had no idea why that just flowed out so natural.  If she was paying attention, she'd probably see he was subconsciously eyeing her lips.  "Wow that just sorta came out.  Well...I guess that you being beautiful is definitely part of it.  But...it's hard to explain, if it was only because you were attractive I'd KNOW that.  For some reason though I just couldn't say no."  Now he was stumped.  It wasn't love.  Love at first sight didn't exist.  Actual love took time to form, so he was definitely not in love.  Yet he just couldn't say no to her.  He definitely showed passion, but from where.  "Oddly one of the best experiences of my life."  Oh how strange that was to a man who has lived longer than any normal human ever has.  He went silent as he ate, letting her react.  Then, after she asked questions or commented or whatever, he realized something.  "Wait, you said learn from experience.  Does that mean you want to do it again?"

Ayumi unsurprisingly turned red when he described the experience as good.  Well he wasn't going to lie about it.  True, she had no experience so he did all of the work, but she was very...honest.  Some girls are very bland in bed, some try and play it like he should feel honored to be with them, the latter usually being kicked out of his house (or him just up and leaving) within 5 minutes.  Some people just don't say a damned thing when they aren't being stimulated well enough, and then lie about it, making everything unsatisfying.  "I guess I see why you're surprised, but trust me, there are a lot of girls out there who manage to make it less pleasant.  A few can be attributed to lack of knowledge, but some..."  He just shook his head.  Then after asking, Ayumi confirmed.  She didn't want that to be the only time.  He figured she'd want to have sex again, especially since she seemed to enjoy it, she just didn't expect it to be him again.  "HI SNOPY!"

Without much time to even really let what Ayumi responded with process in his head, suddenly an unfortunately all too familiar shout rung through the kitchen.  Every hair on it's back stood up on end.  His hand was on his heart, he had to take a deep breath there.  Nothing sneaking up on him startled him anymore, but Kaminari seemed to defy reason.  "Jeez..."  He turned around to see Kaminari, apparently...wait pregnant?  She was pregnant?  Who what when where why how, wait he knew how he was really hoping the how didn't end up with Ayumi pregnant, but who what when where Kaminari? why.  Still, his slight jump and slightly loud jeez was all she was getting.  Now for the counter attack.  "Oh, it's just the new volleyball I ordered.  It looks a little...lopsided though.  And it was supposed to come with two smaller balls but...those look kinda small too."  He said moving his head a bit closer to her, examining her chest as he said it.  "But I don't think I ordered the annoying voice lockpicking model either.  Must be defective, I'll have to send it back."  Feeling his counterattack was amply strong for the moment he moved back to acknowledging she was a person.  "Kaminari, that door was locked and you know it."  As she moved over to the counter he decided one last jab was in order.  "Look, I've told you 100 times, but overeating isn't going to make your breasts much larger, but I see the food has gone right to your stomach.  Quite the beer gut."

Okay, NOW he was done.  She really needed to knock first, and then wait for approval to come in.  Seriously if he tried that shit with her some prejudiced asshole would probably try to kill him.  Not that they'd succeed.  As she put the bag on the table he suspected he knew what it was.  "For a place so technologically behind, they sure do know how to make chocolate up there."  Snopy popped one of the chocolates out of the bag and immediately stuffed it in his mouth.  "Thank you by the way, for standing there silently and listening in to a private conversation.  I really appreciate it.  Your timing was just too...perfect for you to have just showed up."  He flicked her forehead.  "If you want listen in on my private conversations, you're gonna need a lot more chocolate than that."  He was teasing at this point.  "I'd say I've punished you enough though.  Soooooo....who what when where why, how, wait I know how it's called sex, but those other questions still apply!  Oh, wait, Kaminari this is Ayumi."  He properly introduced his friend with benefits.  "And...just HOW much of that conversation did you overhear?" He crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow. He wouldn't really care, but yeesh this woman was a handful.

Too far? Too far. Ayumi tried to point out how her mom acted when she was pregnant, but it was unnecessary. "Yeah. Probably took it one step too far though. Excuse me." He moved and immediately and quickly blocked the door. Ayumi had seen him do some crazy shit already so going full Speedy Gonzales wasn't really a big deal. "Hey. Come on now, been awhile since I had my best friend over. It wouldn't be right if you left without having breakfast with us." He pointed back to the kitchen. "I know I know. I took it too far. Even if I didn't mean it, I shouldn't have taken so many potshots at once." He did feel bad. Hormones aside, he did take quite a lot of shots at her. And she was hormonal. He knew that if she stayed he'd be dealing with the mood swings, but he's taken worse abuse. He had plenty of time where he was low on the Shinigami ladder. And people who work middle management tend to be pretty miserable. "Trust me, I wouldn't make jokes about your appearance if you didn't look pretty like you always do. Truth be told, you had a bit of a radiant glow until...well until I opened my mouth." He was being very careful with his wording, but he knew even if he got past this interaction scotch free (as in not saying something else to make her burst into tears) he'd probably misspeak at some point if the hormones decided his nose looked stupid. "I'll even lay off the jokes, 100%. Please?" This was one area he was just generally prone to slip up in. He means it in good fun, so he doesn't really think about how those kinds of jokes can be taken. Even though he focuses them on friends, whom he feels should know he's kidding, too far is too far. He also knew this apology probably wouldn't suffice, but he was ready to do whatever it took to make her comfortable, since her body was doing everything it could to make her uncomfortable.

As she lightened up he patted her on the back and lead her back.  Who doesn't want extra pancakes and syrup?  He couldn't think of anyone besides people who are being super health conscious.  "How much syrup you put on the pancakes is up to you."  He made sure Kaminari was alright as she sat and then went to sit down himself.  He didn't do much, just make sure she wasn't particularly uncomfortable or anything.  As soon as he sat down though Kaminari inadvertently made a bit of a boo boo.  More specifically, Ayumi immediately asked a question that made the back of his mind go "Warning warning, security breach detected."  Kaminari then made the boo boo.  Thankfully Ayumi was so genuinely sweet that she didn't think anything strange of it.  Truth be told he could probably tell Ayumi, but he's seen enough people shout "HE/SHE'S A WHHHITCH" blindly to be a little hesitant.  As soon as Kaminari mouthed "She doesn't know" Snopy laughed.  "If that's true then damn we look good for our age eh? Either way, it has been awhile. I lost track."  Brushed it off like it was nothing, he's done it before and he can do it until the end of time, or at least his life.  Truth be told, he felt like Ayumi could handle it.  Still, this was not the time to tell her.  There might be a slight intimidation factor with two Shinigami being there.  He began to eat his food as well, hoping the majority of the slip ups were done and over.

Kaminari dug in unsurprisingly quick, pregnant women were eating for two after all.  Ayumi was being her usual sweet self, but this was a tad awkward of a situation.  Someone he had just slept with (unexpectedly he might add) and his apparently pregnant friend suddenly at the same table.  It wasn't bad, just if someone told him this would all happen yesterday, he'd have said they were crazy.  Even more awkward, until Ayumi "knew" about him, if she ever did, some common subjects of conversation between the two would be blocked.  Still, Ayumi brought the pregnant thing up again and THAT would definitely be a workable point of conversation.  He doubted the Soul Society had any scientists as batshit insane as "her", so whatever happened could probably be mostly explained to a normal human and not be seen as strange.  "I've made jokes in the past, but..."  He stopped for a moment, she was in a good mood but he should probably watch exactly what he says before he opens his mouth.  Still, he bounced it off like he was observing her and changed the end of the sentence a bit.  "...you really do look good.  Still don't know why they call it glowing, but I think that describes you.  How you feeling about it?  Excited?  Nervous?  Both?"  He's seen people ACTUALLY literally glow.  He always found that saying strange.  "Have you adapted well? I imagine it'd be hard at first all things considered." He was subtly hinting to her duties without saying anything that would directly alert Ayumi. Considering Kaminari's job, he imagines it took quite a bit of adapting. He turned to Ayumi though, with a question based on her reaction.  "So do you like kids Ayumi?"

Well now Kaminari was in a good mood.  How long would that last?  Who knows, but he'd just pray it was awhile.  Kaminari began to answer his question...sorta.  Apparently Midori was calling her fat.  "Lets face it, if it actually was fat many people wouldn't say anything."  That is just how people worked.  It was poking fun.  Well, he figured anyway.  He didn't know Midori very well so for all he knew it was malicious, but he didn't think so.  Then she got all sad.  She was considering quitting.  Once she was done speaking, he planned on pointing out how strong mom's reall...real...re...  ...  ...  Snopy blinked.  "TSUBINE IS THE FATHER!?"  Snopy suddenly burst out, practically falling out of his chair.  He barely grabbed onto the table to steady his involuntary jolt.  Like what?  How what when where why?  Of all people, him?  And wait.  Waaiiiiit.  "AND HE PROPOSED!?"  This was like an information overload to Snopy.  This was not what he was expecting.  "Of all people...you fucked Tsubine.  I mean...nothing wrong with it really, I just really didn't see it coming."  He said trying to act as if he had finished processing this information, but he REAAAALLY hadn't.  "I did not think the bastard had it in him.  Actually, I didn't think you had it in YOU!  I mean I guess it was in you.  You were, and he was.  He was in you."  

Snopy was just relaying this information back to straighten it out for himself.  Still, he had some things to say since her nerves still needed calming.  "Well.  At least there's a nice bit of good news.  If it's Tsubine, odds are he was eventually gonna propose one way or the other.  The pregnancy probably just gave him incentive to do it sooner rather than later.  He never struck me as the "Marry as a responsibility" type guy.  If he didn't want to marry you, he'd have found another way to help you raise the kid."  This was so weird to say.  "Still.  Kaminari and Tsubine.  Kamibine.  Tsubinari.  And even though your younger than me, you managed to beat me to the punch in getting married.  Though with just how much nonsense I've had to deal with in the last...er, few years, haven't had much time to make progress on that front."  He turned his attention back to Ayumi.  "Kids are a mixed package.  I've babysat before.  Sometimes they make you want to rip your hair out, but they can be cute.  Never quite saw the appeal of having them, but then again, I hear it's a totally different issue when it's your child.  Just something I wouldn't be able to understand until I had one. Though you do seem like you'd make a good mom someday Ayumi." Of course, hopefully she didn't become one last night. Once Kaminari was gone, he'd need to talk to her about protection. Odds were she wasn't pregnant unless they were unlucky and she was ovulating, but that is a mistake he'd rather not ever make. Last night he got a bit too caught up in the passion of the moment.

"Gods damn it, I think you're experiencing the after effect of being my subordinate.  Granted the depths of my dirty mind are way deeper than just about anyone.   Only criminals can outdo me, and that's because I have no desire to commit rape, or molest a child, or even tax evasion."  Yep, it escalated to tax evasion.  The scourge of the bureaucracy.  "That's not to say I'm not happy for you, but jeez you're giddy."  Kaminari even decided to bring up how he beat her to Captain.  He chuckled a bit.  "Hun, I had quite a few years on you.  The only reason I jumped over your head was because I had somehow managed to hide my ba...er, true potential from that nosy fiancee of yours for so long."  Snopy started to laugh a bit, thinking about Tsubine a bit.  "I mean I did my job, and made sure to do it well, but I wouldn't be surprised if he still wanted to smack me one.  I practically did whatever the hell I wanted despite being...well upper management."  Jeez this was a hard conversation to have.  Like really hard.  Ayumi knowing or being out of the room would make this so much easier.  Of course as Ayumi joyfully exclaims how much she wants to be a mother, Kaminari took her cue.  A catch?  Pfft, Ayumi was...actually he didn't have an end to that sentence as to why he wouldn't.  Huh, weird.  He'd mention it to Kaminari later, cause she almost immediately requested that Ayumi leave the room, or that they be allowed to.  Kaminari seemed to really want the privacy,  Captain Commander to Grand Commander.  Student to Teacher.  Friend to friend.  Person who is dead to other dead person.

He shook his head and shrugged as he followed her out of the room.  "So what's on your mind?"  Kaminari began to casually explain, and I mean casually explain that she was kidnapped and there's likely to be war, mixed with civil war, and a touch of cold war.  Snopy raised his eyebrow at her jumping backwards.  "If you had walked up to me and told me this to start I'd have been freaked, but I know you Kaminari.  By how you've been acting, I know you're fine.  You clearly have no strong emotional damage, and your will is too strong for it to be possible to suffer weak emotional damage."  Snopy leaned back into a wall and shook his head, arms crossed.  "Unfortunately I've got my own problems to deal with."  He looked off to the side.  A bit of a sour grin crossed his face.  "Scientists are an unpredictable lot.  You never know what's going through their head."  He seemed a bit distant as he said that, but then turned to face Kaminari.  "Kaminari, it does not matter who or what plans on attacking you.  You're going to have to make a choice.  Crush the external threats quickly, or put down the internal threats.  Protect your rearguard, or crush their vanguard.  If you split your resources, you won't have the power to win on either front.  If you chase two hares, you will catch neither."  Snopy gazed off to the side again, obviously not quite thinking about this conversation at hand.  Well, not focused on it anyway.  "This whole thing feels...incomplete.  The key piece of the puzzle, the motive.  The Twelfth wouldn't just turn.  Either you have a mole placed within them stirring discontent, or they're agitating for something.  Something you have either declined for them or...taboo...taboooooo."    He repeats to himself.  "I could be way off, but...they may be seeking to voluntarily acquire the power that was thrust upon me against my will, if you catch my drift."

Snopy saw Kaminari raise her eyebrows and roll her eyes.  He merely kept his expression straight.  Nothing more to damage?  Unless she was truly an emotionless husk and somehow trained to act like she had feelings, that was impossible.  "Be sure you do."  He spoke after she responded to his initial advice.  "Knowing yourself is half the battle.  Fail to acknowledge your own limits, and You. Will. Lose.  As for my support, I'll lend what I can, but I make no guarantees.  I'm following my own advice, and I have my own enemies that have nothing to do with with the Gotei.  Maybe a bit smaller and less organized, but last thing I need to do is pull myself into a war I don't have the resources to fight."  As Kaminari stated her plan she decided to let herself out, especially with Tsubine being overprotective apparently.  Of coooooourse she couldn't actually leave it at that, now could she?  She then starts talking about getting Ayumi pregnant too soon.  What?  Too soon?  That implies there will be a time that is just right.  Well yes he did have sex with Ayumi, but...well his more casual outlook on sex isn't exactly shared by most.  Snopy actually ended up smiling the way she said it.  Put something on the end of that thing?  Technically at the beginning, the point of entry is on the end of it.  Still, he wasn't gonna argue with the pregnant lady as it pertained to protection.  She wasn't wrong, mostly.  "Relax.  Shit happens, but this isn't my first dance."  As Kaminari went to shuffle out Ayumi popped in and then the two were left alone.

"A lively one is an understatement.  Exhausting is more like it."  That whole mentor thing is much less exhausting than it used to be, but the girl can still be quite emotionally driven.  While not innately bad, it made decision making a tad sub optimal.  "The yelling, well that was her own kind of warning."  Snopy pushed off the wall.  "Generally about accidents happening.  Oh, by the way Ayumi."  He made it sound like a change of subject, but it really wasn't.  "I only ask this considering your father.  How much do you know about pregnancy?  Specifically how a woman becomes pregnant?"  Unfortunately Ayumi's upbringing left a lot of room for ignorance.  None of it her fault, but it still stands to reason she might not know.

Ayumi was sheltered, but smart.  And hey she could read, good.  That meant her awful father prevent her education.  And she caught on quick.  He snapped as she asked if that's how Kaminari got pregnant.  "Bingo.  It's uncommon, but by no means unheard of.  Some people keep trying and trying and despite being fertile it takes a long while.  Then others do it once, they don't use protection, and it happens."  He shakes his head a bit.  "It was my bad really.  I was the one with the experience, I had a box of condoms somewhere, but I was tired and with such a pretty woman offering herself to me I got caught up in the moment.  I hadn't really prepared for the possibility of my dry spell ending in a heat of passion.  But it is the morning after.  Come with me.  I think I put something in my dresser that reduce the risk."  Snopy began to lead Ayumi to his bedroom.  "If we do it again in the future, we're gonna need a better plan.  We need protection.  I have condoms somewhere, those are the most commonly used things for birth control.  Besides pulling out before climaxing, that's all I got.  As for you, you might want to look into the pill.  Birth control pills.  The main advantage of that is then if you ever get caught up in passion and forget to grab some other form of contraceptive, you'll be pretty safe.  There are also plenty of other contraceptives for women you could look into."

He finally brought her into the room and opened his dresser.  Not that drawer...not that one...there it is.  He pulled them out.  He handed it to her.  "The morning after pill.  Not full proof, and most certainly not meant as primary birth control.  You take it after unprotected sex and it decreases the risk of fertilization.  I always have at least one lying around in case a condom breaks."  Snopy patted her shoulder.  "It'll be fine.  The odds that this one whoopsie gets you pregnant are slim.  Even if it did though, you're not alone, we could think of something.  And in the future, lets just be smarter about this.  No vaginal sex if protection isn't being used.  There are plenty of ways to please a partner without normal penetration."  He ruffled her hair a little.  "Come on, we have the whole day ahead of us.  Once you're done with that morning after pill, lets go find something to take your mind off things."